Cast Tim Robinson in a Joey Chestnut biopic

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The Issue

Joey Chestnut is not merely a champion eater; he embodies a quintessential American tale of dedication, resilience, and triumph. In true American fashion, you want to look away, but you can’t. Watching him eat hot dogs is like witnessing vomiting in reverse. His victories at the annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest at Coney Island that are broadcast live on ESPN2 have made him a household name. Think about it: what screams “USA” more than the gluttonous act of competing every single year to eat the greatest amount of processed food on America’s birthday? Yet, his story is more than just about hot dogs and records, it's a testament to the power of spectacle,  capitalism, and conflict. In an age where true American stories often go untold, a biographical film on Joey Chestnut serves as a reminder of the extraordinary achievements one can accomplish with grit, determination, and destroying one’s own body. Seriously, RIP his toilet. JC is a true American icon and arguably an American hero.

Most importantly, when it comes to bringing such a compelling story to the screen, the choice of actor is clear. Tim Robinson is the only option. He possesses a unique ability to capture both the humor, humanity and intensity within a character, qualities essential to portray Joey Chestnut’s journey and explosiveness authentically. Tim Robinson’s physical resemblance to Chestnut and his acting prowess make him the ideal candidate for this role. He has played a hot dog in the past, and wieners have been featured in many of his skits. He even used to practice Chestnut’s sloppy hot dog eating technique but with steaks. From his successful work on “Detroiters” and  "I Think You Should Leave" to his slightly more serious performances on "The Chair Company" and “Friendship,” Robinson has time and again shown his capability to tackle this role with his unique brand of humor and finesse. He knows you can’t skip lunch. 

Hollywood has the opportunity to tap into an artistic and comedic goldmine. Imagine Tim Robinson, a vegetarian, stepping into Joey’s shoes and depicting scenes of him training, competing, and constantly pushing the limits of human endurance. This film could spark inspiration and evoke national pride, continuing to draw audiences back to theaters and emphasizing the importance of unconventional heroes.

By signing this petition, you're supporting a call for authenticity, for telling a story that deserves recognition, and for witnessing an extraordinary performance by Tim Robinson. Let’s unite to see this gritty American story come to life on the big screen with the perfect actor in the lead role. Sign now to make this biopic a reality. You gotta give.

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