Petition to SONY
Help us ban the disgrace that is the emoji movie from hitting theaters before it's to late
Is there need for an explanation? The Emoji movie is the devil's true form. How low has our species gone, to create a movie of yellow faces? Every day people die of hunger, and we spend our money on this? On this? The world is cruel. The Emoji movie is already on track to become the worst movie of all time. Need proof? Just watch the atrocious trailer on Youtube. Stopping this movie would save humanity from its biggest sin. Stopping the Emoji movie would save the innocence of children around the world. Stopping the Emoji movie would prevent an inevitable civil war, fueled by the disgust of many. This movie boasts no benefits, for it is just a quick cash grab for the heartless Sony Pictures Animation. So join me, for one action at a time, we, the people, can stop the Emoji movie from being released.
Petition to President of the United States
Harambe on the 2017 US Quarter
Harambe the gorilla was an amazing and special figure to people around the world. I think putting Harambe on the back of the 2017 United States quarter would be a great way to honor our friend.
Petition to William Fremd High School
No School on Election Day
Dear Fremd High School, As many are aware, November 8 is election day. Many schools aren't having school on this day as their facilities are being used as voting centers. I acknowledge that Fremd is not being used as a voting center. However, many students have the privilege of voting, which is why it would be beneficial to the nation if school was canceled. This way they would be able to go and vote, instead of not utilizing their privilege by attending school. Therefore, I strongly urge for Fremd to cancel school on Tuesday, November 8 to allow their students to go and vote and make a change. Thank you.
Petition to Delta Airlines
Get Delta Airlines to change "Sky Breeze" cocktail to "Sky Harambreeze" to honor Harambe
There are so, so many of us who are heartbroken by the tragedy that befell our beloved Harambe -- a true friend -- and so many caring people have honored him in their own way. Some of those people, like me, are also regular travelers, who also happen to enjoy the refreshing taste of Delta Airlines' signature cocktail, the "Sky Breeze". Knowing that there's no end to how much we can honor the legacy of Harambe, having been taken from us too soon, we wish to petition Delta Airlines to change their signature drink from "Sky Breeze" to "Sky Harambreeze" (or some permutation thereof). Help us honor our late friend, Harambe, in yet another way -- because he deserves to never be forgotten, as a true friend.