We, the Vlads of this planet, want to take a stand against Putin. He does not represent us, and we blame in this entire conflict on his his Putin-ness! Vlads do not stand with Putin and his war!

75 years ago, hundreds and thousands of Adolfs were silent about Hitler; they let him go around spewing hate. Were are they now? Extinct, like that mustache style. We won't repeat their failure to act! We won't let Putin ruin our names! Instead, we call on all Vlads and allies worldwide to unite against violence against Ukrainians! 

To the international media: In the Russian language, short for Vladimir is Vova, not Vlad, get your facts straight. Vova might sound silly and emasculating in English, which is good. Vova Putin needs to get his mojo taken away. So let's not make him sound more fabulous than he is. He is no Vlad.

We demand BBC, CNN, FOX, Al Jazeera, SKY, ZDF, and even RT to call Putin by his goddamn name - Vladimir, Vovchik, Vovan, Vova, Vova Putin.

To all Vladimirs out there: Yes, dear Vladimirs, the time has come to choose! Are you with Putin or do you stand with Vlads? It is not too late, recuse yourself from supporting this bloodshed!

Direct message to Putin: Vova, wake up! If there still is a little vladness left in you, you will stop committing your atrocities and chill out. I mean, fellow Vovas and Vlads are suffering from your actions. Enough!

Vlads win, Putins lose. Vlad is love ✌️

Sign this petition, be a good vlad!