As Sussex Satire Officer, it is my duty to bring to your attention the certain irony in the fact that a shop for university students, who are notoriously poor, charge extortionate prices. For too long now, we have had to deal with the toughest of decisions, between buying the essentials like toilet paper and milk, and a 4-pack of lager. Join in campaigning to bring a cheaper, more competitive option to campus, where German efficiency brings you bread for 45p, and 4-packs of beer from £2.15. 4-PACKS OF BEER FOR £2.15! Join the revolution. Cheaper booze for all.