Bring back capital punishment for puddle splashers.
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It is great news that the UK now prosecute people who choose to drive through puddles and splash people one the pavement.
I however, do not feel like this is enough. If you choose to balls up someone elses day just to give you and your mates a laugh, what is the point of you breathing the same air as everyone else?
This is a petition for the UK parliament to seriously consider legalising capital punishment, preferably by firing squad, and witholding it exclusively for puddle splashers.
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