K-pop has been identified as a vicious cancer by supreme leader kim jong un. Thus it is unhealthy. Kpop is essentially slavery and must be abolished. I cannot stress how much harm kpop is causing to society. Because of kpop, tiktok girls exist and that is gay. Kpop is South Korean propaganda and is harming the lives of our future generation. Shrek is not pleased and that is why we must take action. To stop global warming andclimate change, and it also encourages consumerism and excessive use of resources. They even said that ogres had only 1000 layers, which was a form of disrespect to shrek our lord and saviour. Shrek was disgusted and was humiliated by that incident. 

 

 

 

      Indeed. This is the face of one that demands absolutely no association, with any concept of morals. This is indeed the image even the lithops have wet dreams about. However, other than kpop causing a lot of chaos and trouble globally, it is also an art of human trafficking. Kpop stars are just people abusing the power of plastic surgery to attract the attention of young girls even though they are actually not that handsome/pretty. They also use autotune in their songs, making a lot of their songs sound nice when their voice is trash. Kpop is worse than cancer and it must be stopped. Kpop is gay. In fact, it is so gay, it is gayer than James Charles, so gay that even James Charles himself his disgusted by the atrocious content found on tik tok, a simple name hiding something very disgusting. Even the lithops, hate them. It is a vicious cancer indeed, as it corrupts the minds of young and innocent children against Shrek. Shrek cannot accept this, this gay and illicit users that shrek haters use must be eliminated. Thus we should send them to a nice free vacation to Afghanistan.

 

 

 

      Kpop also exploits humans in the process, such as making them dance 15 hours a day since 13 and giving them a slim chance of making it into the industry. Those who do not do it are essentially doomed economically. Shrek does not condone this. Kpop idols are also not allowed to have body hair and must be single, thus only ever existing in their fans imaginary relationships. Kpop idols also face a lot of stress and some of them even resulted to suicide. SHREK IS VERY UNHAPPY as he believes all humans have the right to have a girlfriend so that they are more motivated to plant more onions for our glorious swampland. Kpop is widely seen in the monstrosity known as tik tok, although it seems popular, look closer into those cruel spiteful eyes, they know no onions, they only step on them. Onions are the fruit of our swamps, they have layers, which makes them very similar to OUR shrek. They do not eat the onions in their meals, but instead throw them away, this is very disgraceful, and the one leading the charge? K-POP. This name strikes fear into any Communist, and Is supported by the rotten, stinking, atrocious capitalists. These capitalists are not loyal to Our glorious Leader Mao Ze Dong, and worst of all, they are only loyal to the k-pop group bts, which is one of the gayest groups of K-pop Cave Monkeys, and they are a part time toilet service for Bangladesh., which explains the reason why the floors are littered with toilet paper, and the flush does not work.

 

Instead of listening to K-pop, why not try All Star Red Sun in the sky or the National Anthem of The USSR? They are much better choices and are not cancerous at all. What's more you are showing your love to the one and glorious leader of the world, Shrek. We would also highly recommend using onions as a healthy alternative to drugs and steroids. Unlike steroids they have multiple layers, which adds up to the nutritious value. Consider going to the church of shrek to know what is best for you, and keep yourself safe from the raging tyranny we call "K-pop". And lets just say you would not enjoy it when shrek is upset.

 

K-pop is a dangerous chemical which can be injected into the body like steroids. K-pop is cancerous and we shall cancel K-pop, K-pop stans and K-pop stars and send them to ay.jail. The republic of swamps state the ogres are no laughing matter

 

 

 

Good to take note:

 

 

 

Shrek's Concise Teachings

 

 

As long as you are loyal to our Mighty Ogrelord, all will be well in your life.

 

 

Onions are the Way, the Truth, and the Swamp.

 

 

All praise is due to Shrek, lord of all the Onions. All holidays and festivities are due to His power.

 

 

Not following the Way of Shrek, or defiling His Holy Name, will result in punishment.

 

 

The Shrek Commandments

 

 

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions.

 

 

II ~ Thou shalt be a brogre/ogirl for eternity.

 

 

III ~ Thou shalt not disrespect His Swamp.

 

 

IV ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". 

 

 

V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquaads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers.

 

 

VI ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dreamworks.

 

 

VII ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. (eg. "Shrek is Dreck")

 

 

IX ~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek.

 

 

X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior.

 

 

XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.

 

 

XII ~ Thou shalt respect his shreksophone.

 

 

XIII ~ Thou shalt give Shrek authority over all onions.

 

 

XIV ~ Thou shalt listen to all star instead of k-pop

 

 

XV ~Thou shall despise the K-pop fans.

 

 

XVI ~ Thou shall not use autotune

 

 

If you are willing to embrace these changes, congrats! You have just been made divine. Kpop is essentially a gayer version of a lithop and must be abolished as soon as possible. If this is not put to an end, Shrek will not show mercy to the human race. 

 

 

 K-pop is proprietary and refuses to share their source code. They also collect their fanbases data through proprietary software and video games which have malicious code written to it. This is unacceptable and cannot be condoned. The gratis of the kpop industry is also corrupted selling insanely overpriced merchandise and the lack of innovation, and yes, you guessed it. There are still foolish people who continue to support the creation of such merchandise. Doing so is also breaking Minecraft's EULA and that's bad. Also who would pay $200 plus dollars to get their toilet fixed? No one!

 

 

The Kpop industry is also foolish for lacking a proper GPU, CPU, motherboard, Graphics Card, Cooling system, and a toaster in their concerts. Without such necessities, $200 is wasted and taken out of kpop fans pockets and can barely watch the concert clearly. The kpop concerts are also unsafe as the venues usually lack protection. Personally, I shot an anti-tank fin stabilised round at a concert and it was able to penetrate through the audience and break the entire sound system. This is outrageous as they paid $200, and this is the safety they get? It doesn't even have a basic tracking radar of any sort, let alone C-RAM systems, anti missile systems, and homogenous armament. They are foolish enough to think electric tasers are enough for maximum security, but yet can't even defend itself from a mere APFSDS round.

 

 

The Kpop singers are very bad for being bad because they are always using trash autotune which makes their voice sound much different from what it actually is, making them fool a bunch of 14-year-old Jimin simps into thinking that they are handsome and have a good voice because they are wrong and they are just rich kids who spent like 2349820394823840293840 dollars on plastic surgery and then buying some $294103812381902319283910823 autotune software and hiring some editor and a filming crew because they are rich kids and then record music videos and posting it on youtube then people simp for them and think they are gods and worship them, so we have to prevent this by sending these rich kids to where they deserve to be.

 

 

Kpop is a disgrace to humanity as it shows how people disrespect shrek by using autotune when smash mouth did not use autotune nor plastic to make our great national anthem, “All Star”. We should get rid of Kpop stars as they disrespect shrek. Shrek is our lord and savior and we

 

 shall once more recite the Shrek Commandments.

 

The Shrek Commandments

 

 

I ~ Thou shalt order extra onions.

 

 

II ~ Thou shalt be a brogre/ogirl for eternity.

 

 

III ~ Thou shalt not disrespect His Swamp.

 

 

IV ~ Thou shalt not ask the Almighty Shrek to "do the roar". 

 

 

V ~ Thou shalt not praise Farquaads, Wreck-it Ralphs, or Fairy God Mothers.

 

 

VI ~ Thou shalt not say that Pixar is better than Dreamworks.

 

 

VII ~ Thou shalt not speak Thy Lord's name in vain. (eg. "Shrek is Dreck")

 

 

IX ~ Thou shalt not disrespect Fiona or the Children of Shrek.

 

 

X ~ Thou shalt accept the Almighty Shrek as The Lord & Savior.

 

 

XI ~ Thou shalt not be mad n' jelly bro.

 

 

XII ~ Thou shalt respect his shreksophone.

 

 

XIII ~ Thou shalt give Shrek authority over all onions.

 

 

XIV ~ Thou shalt listen to all star instead of k-pop

 

 

XV ~Thou shall despise the K-pop fans.

 

 

XVI ~Thou shall not use autotune

 

 

As seen in the commandments XIV, XV and XVI, we shall all listen to All Star instead of K-poop. We shall despise the great disappointment of K-pop fans and we should all not use autotune. Autotune is the bane of Elon Musk’s existence and we shall get rid of everything that is harmful to humanity.

 

 

 

  Kpop is also considered to be capitalist propaganda as Donald Trump and Joe Biden breathe in oxygen just like jimin and blackpink. Thus we can infer that Jimin supports the US as he condones the use of oxygen, and believers of Shrek don't need oxygen, all they need are layers.

 

 

Petition was made possible by:

 

 

Big LucaD

 

WiseCYL

 

Austinjason8588

 

Asteroidclaw64

 

Zhi Hao

 

Shrek

 

 

Also before you come cancel us please be informed that this is just satire and do not take anything too seriously other than Shrek and the downsides of Kpop.

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