Let me tell you all a tragic story of betrayal...

Okay, so today in school, someone said there was a Sprite Cranberry in my school vending machine. I was all like "WHERE???" It was in fact a Sprite Cherry. I felt so betrayed... They lied to me, which wasn't very cash money of them. But it got me thinking, we should have Sprite Cranberries in our school vending machines.

Think about it:

• They're delicious
• They're nutritious
• Soda is definitely better for you than water, they don't make you thirstier, shut up
• Everyone can drink them! (Disregard that if you have diabetus or something I don't wanna get sued pls I don't got no cash moneys)

So pls... help me get Sprite Cranberries in the school vending machines... if you have any room in your heart...