The freedom to unwind after a long week by having 24 cheeky pints is facing an unprecedented threat from the global soberist elite. This will not stand. This isn't just about drinking 24 cheeky pints on a Friday night. It's about defending our right to do so.

The cultural importance of gathering and drinking 24 cheeky pints should never be underestimated, nor dictated by an out-of-touch soberist elite. Yet, this is the imminent threat we are currently facing.

Each signature on this petition strengthens our voice against draconian measures that would criminalize drinking 24 cheeky pints on a Friday night. 

Please join us in this battle against the global soberist elite and sign the petition to protect our right to enjoy 24 cheeky pints on a Friday night without undue interference.