Hello fellow Jakes.  Do you miss the olde days where you were simply known as Jake Or Jake-the-snake and not Jake from State Farm? I think we all do.  The Jake from State Farm commercials have set us back years.   

Twelve years ago, the original ad campaign was one commercial and it spread like WILDFIRE! Every Jake remembers the first time this happened: “Hi, I’m Jake” “oh, ha ha, ARE YOU FROM STATE FARM HAAAHAAH!!“ That horrible joke plagued all Jakes throughout the 2010s and it was looking like it would die along with that decade.  In 2020 a new Jake emerges from Satan Farm and this time he was here to stay.  Satan farm has been drilling the idea of Jakes and State Farm into peoples heads for the last three years like they are beating a dead horse. A new plague is among us Jakes, one much worse than the last. The worst part is, this new “Jake” from State Farm is not even a true Jake, he is a PHONEY! His real name is Kevin Miles.

The time is NOW to put an end to these horrible commercials. If one commercial costed us 10 years, how long will this entire “Jake” ad campaign cost? 15, 25, 50, 100 years!?!? Sign this petition to end this horrible torture for all Jakes. Even if you are not a Jake, please sign it for the Jake in your life.