When I was just a boy, I got a knock on my door. I opened it. It was an old homeless man asking for shelter. I asked my parents if we could have him for a day and give him food and a place to stay. Since my parents were so kind, we allowed him to stay. That night at 2:14 am, I heard a scream in my parents' bedroom. I ran as fast as I could and opened the door. My parents were gone.  There was blood on the walls and their cold corpse. I see the homeless man towering their bed. Then, he took off his realistic face mask and turned around to face me. I couldn't believe my eyes. It was Adam Conover from Adam Ruins Everything. He jumped out the window, shattering glass everywhere in the room. I closed my eyes, hoping to wake up from this, but I couldn't seem to wake. I told the cops it was Adam's fault, but they didn't believe me. 7 years later, I have been released after being found not guilty of a crime I didn't commit because of DNA testing at the crime scene. This was only the start of Adam Conover's ruining spree, and I will put an end to it.

Did you know that every 3 seconds, Adam Conover ruins another thing in the world that YOU, yes YOU may enjoy. People all around the globe are living in poverty because of Adam after he ruined the Stock Market. In my opinion and hopefully your opinion, that's just insulting. Adam is sick in the head and will make you sick in your entire body after he ruins your immune system. Adam is known to ruin everything, but there has never been a single thing that he has ever contributed to fixing up. Studies have shown that the chances of Adam Conover being the reincarnation of the Antichrist is greater or equal to 99.64%. Today as of writing this (April 21st, 2025), Adam has ruined Catholicism by killing Pope Francis. There are images of Adam Conover next to ruthless dictators (Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Pol Pot). I believe when the rapture happens, Adam will emerge from the shadows and reveal himself as the Antichrist. He hacked PlayStation and Xbox networks with the lizard squad on Christmas day 2014. Adam has been known to have links with Al-Qaeda during the September 11th attacks. Adam bombed both Hiroshima and Nagasaki in WW2. He sent a bunch of Bombs towards people and blamed it on Ted Kaczynski.

I have a plan on how we can end Adam Conover's reign of terror. We must find someone that is easily Ruinable and who can be used as prey. Once Adam has locked in on the target and when he's about to ruin their life, we catch him with a thing of mesh, keeping him stuck and leaving him with nowhere to go. That way, we can finally get our revenge against this sick man. we will not be silent. For every good thing in the world, there is always someone who can ruin it, but that can change once we finally put an end towards Adam Conover's sick endeavors. Then we can finally live in perfect harmony without him to make things worse for all of us. Hopefully you can agree with me when I say that when Adam is finally gone from this plane of existence, we can finally be together as one with no problems against someone or something. Then again, the decision is in your hands from this point on.

Fuck you Adam, Stop Ruining Everything.