Sign to make me happy. I want to see how many people sign.

This website told me to add a personal story, so here we go:

Once upon a time, I went to the park. I was bored, so I decided to run around like a lunatic. Then I got even more bored and went home. On my way home, I walked past the motorway, and I thought: "How impolite to put a very loud motorway next to my home!" So I went home and retrieved a few dollars, before taking myself to the store and buying an apple. Then, I went back to the park. On the way to the park, I walked past a piece of bushland. I thought to myself when I heard the lyrebirds singing, "Who thought it was a good idea to create animals that sound either like an 84yro grandfather throwing a temper tantrum or a government worker with a chainsaw?!"

So then I decided to go to the toy shop to punch a few teddy bears to get my annoyance out of my internal neurological nervous system. 

So, then next thing it told me to add is "relevant facts and statistics". Sooo....... The definition of apocalypse is "the complete final destruction of the world, as described in the biblical book of Revelation", the tallest dog in the world is Reggie the Great Dane, standing at 1.007m, and my favourite date of the year is 12/3. Thank you.

Ok, so sign this if you have read to this point and are snickering.

Goodbye, goodbye

tell good friends goodbye.

Tomorrow you will see them all again...

Also tell your friends to sign this.

BYE!!!!!!!