Melania Trump is an unskilled migrant who became a citizen by "marrying" a known con man and convicted felon almost 25 years her senior. This "marriage" was clearly a sham, as evidenced by the other​ women her husband slept with while supposedly married. Given the con man's six bankruptcies, it's likely Melania saw a broke, senile man she could use, perhaps bribing him into this "marriage" to get her citizenship. Our great president must stand up to immigrant fraudsters and their fake marriages!

We also should send the con man to Alligator Auschwitz. His exact name eludes me at the moment, as my memory is a bit spotty since some head trauma I experienced on the January 6th Day of Love while headbutting capital police, tragically collapsing from my injuries after dragging an officer's unconscious body to the Gallows of Love we raised and setting her neck in the Noose of Love. For some reason I was actually charged with attempted murder before my pardon, as if her death would be the logical outcome had the Rope of Love not snapped! Now, lest you give credence to those doctored videos of me shot by multiple people where I told armed gunmen to kill the police or conflate me with the disproportionate number of pardoned Jan 6thers who used their freedom to break into homes​, rape children, and plot bomb attacks and mass shootings, I'll have you know that the DOJ has also given me a 7-figure taxpayer-funded settlement, reaffirming my innocence and formally recognizing the excessive force used by the officers and their skulls and necks.