Everywhere I go, every TV or movie theater I attend, or any movie poster I see, Pedro Pascal's face is staring back at me. I, among millions of others, now have "Chronic & Rapid Annoyance of Pascal Syndrome" (or CRAPS for short). If you, and any of your loved ones or friends, are experiencing CRAPS as a result of the overwhelming presence of Pedro Pascal's face, this petition may be able to help!

    It is important for the health and sanity of viewers across the globe that we encourage variety in media representation. Reducing his presence in upcoming castings will not only help alleviate the psychological burden of CRAPS but also help nurture a more inclusive environment for new and emerging talent.
     Join me in urging casting directors and production companies to diversify their choices and limit Pedro Pascal's roles. Let's bring back the richness and variety in entertainment that we all love and deserve. Sign this petition to help ensure we see a fair representation of talent on our screens.

    Disclaimer:--signs and symptoms of CRAPS may include....anger, nausea, urge to stab one's own eyes out, fits of rage and/or loud and uncomfortable outbursts at the mere sight of Pedro Pascal's stupid face. Confusion and annoyance after seeing 30 or 40 different TV shows or movies with Pedro Pascal's STUPID face. Sudden swearing or middle fingers directed at said advertisements. Sudden and uncontrollable urges to thrust hips wildly towards those of the same sex and publicly lick L.E.D. light sticks during concerts or PRIDE parades. Inappropriately touch, grope, hold hands with, stroke, and/or rub your married female costars while using "public anxiety" as an excuse. Cry like a big SIMP PUSSY at home on webcam. Shame people into taking an experimental jab of untested goop. And dressing like a little bitch.