My social feeds and pool have been flooded with the endless tears of cowboy fans and their expectations set to naught. As a member of this heartbroken community, I am raising this petition to reflect our dissatisfaction with the frequent 'Ls' we've been taking under the leadership of Dak Prescott and Jerry Jones. We, the fans, suggest a symbolic name change from Dak to Lak and Jerry to Lerry, echoing the losses they've led us into. Considering the substantial salaries received, we propose that Prescott returns at least half his wage, a message that performance matters more than contracts. To enable change for the better, we also ask Jerry Jons to step down from his role as General Manager/Owner. Under his ownership, giants like Tom Landry and Jimmy Johnson were fired, causing controversies and team instability. It's time we held our icons accountable for failing to fulfill their promises. Please, sign the petition. Make sure our voices and our disappointments are heard loud and clear. Let's strive for the reforms we need in our beloved Cowboys so that our sports feeds become a source of joy once again.