Donald Trump has made the landmark decision to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America. Because he will do anything to put his legacy on the map, let’s make sure it’s one that doesn’t wash away:

We propose changing the name to “The Great Trump-Epstein Lake.”

Trump has a habit of taking what he wants with zero respect for bodily autonomy, whether that means the bodies of women or, now, bodies of water. And because crossing the boundaries of his female victims wasn’t enough, he’s begun violating the borders of neighbouring nations.

Since he has a history of sinking everything from social programs to public opinion and businesses alike, "The Great Trump-Epstein Lake" will help him keep accountability afloat.

He’s spent years crossing lines, muddying the waters, drowning accountability, and dragging everything else into the deep. So sign this petition and hopefully our point will sink in.