My name is Finny Putnam and I am very upsetted by the current name of my middle school. It is very strange, as Howard is the name of old people. I am not a fan of 990 year olds, and I think a new name such as "Finny Putnam Middle School" would be very nice, as I am a nice and polite man who loves Chex Mix. Please sign my petition to make this middle school nice and I will try to get more Chex Mix for Goff.