We’ve had enough of Gianni.

It’s time for a viable Infantino replacement at the head of FIFA.
Someone one who actually loves football.
Someone who would never sell its soul to venture capitalists. 
And someone who owns the best fur coat in the history of fur coats.

Yep, the 'game’s gone’. But one man can bring it back…

We hereby demand Tino Asprilla replaces Gianni Infantino as FIFA President! 

Is he qualified? ...Dunno. 
Is he experienced in International football administration? ...Probably not.
Does he have the charisma, clout, and undeniable aura required to help keep the beautiful game beautiful? Hell yes!

In TINO we trust!

We imagine his polices might include:
• Downing a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale every time Dan Burn does a header.
• Abolishing VAR (unless it helps Columbia or Newcastle)
• Banning Half-Time Shows (unless Shakira is performing)
• Reforming Hydration Breaks so they're exclusively for rehydrating with Newkie Brown.
• Bombing The FIFA Peace Prize

It's pretty clear this should happen for the good of football. 
Add your support below and together we can make this happen. Maybe.

Infantino. No! TINO. YES!!!