The feeling of biting into a pickle and it being slightly squishier than you expected is an international sensation. However, we are left without a word to describe this feeling. Disappointed is close. Unexpected is good, but it doesn’t quite clarify this feeling. It is quite simply  a tragedy that we have not instilled a word into our dictionaries to describe this experience. Lo and Behold, Brian David Gilbert has taken it upon himself to create a unique yet simple word to explain this feeling. 

The word is “zjierb”. It is pronounced “(quickly flick the “z”) z-jairb”. The  word is used in a phrase like this: 

Where you would say “I feel bad”, replace bad for zjierb. “I feel zjierb.” Zjierb can also be used in the  form Zjierbness, to describe the essence of zjierb. For example, where you would say “I am filled with happiness”, replace happiness with zjierbness. “I am filled with zjierbness.” 

Please help us to get this word into the dictionaries. May your life be prosperous, and your pickles be… not zjierb. 

Credit to BDG for creating this word. Also, if you see this, would it be unzjierb? Inzjierb? Please release a video about the conjugations and different variations of zjierb. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHjRQwEQjJI