America's national anthem should be the Reeses Puffs rap

The Issue

   I believe that the Reeses Puffs theme is a beautiful song,  and one that holds meaning for many across the States. I believe that people of today,  especially children, would be more eager to recite an anthem that has meaning to them personally.

   Using a song from a commercial product would assert our capitalist ideas, and put down the communists and uncontacted islands who use bartering systems.

   Finally, almost all Americans will forever remember that catchy tune; R double E S, E S, YES! P to the U double-- Reeses Puffs!

   I'd like to thank all who sign this,  and I'd like to thank the authorities who work towards approving this idea.

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The Issue

   I believe that the Reeses Puffs theme is a beautiful song,  and one that holds meaning for many across the States. I believe that people of today,  especially children, would be more eager to recite an anthem that has meaning to them personally.

   Using a song from a commercial product would assert our capitalist ideas, and put down the communists and uncontacted islands who use bartering systems.

   Finally, almost all Americans will forever remember that catchy tune; R double E S, E S, YES! P to the U double-- Reeses Puffs!

   I'd like to thank all who sign this,  and I'd like to thank the authorities who work towards approving this idea.

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Petition created on March 1, 2017