We have an emergency situation. There is an essential item that we’re being forced to live without. It is unclear how much longer we can last unless it is fixed…

To be more specific, the Duolingo Spanish course is missing Pitbull as its teacher. There is a Latin hip hop-shaped hole in our learning experience, and there’s only one man who can fill it—the Fireball himself, Armando Christian Pérez, a.k.a Pitbull, Mr. Worldwide, Mr. 305, Lil' Chico.

Let's face it, we're lacking the infectious energy, the unstoppable enthusiasm, and the distinct Miami flavor that Pitbull could bring to our Spanish lessons. And, honestly, isn't it a crime to learn Spanish without a single "Dale!" (Let's go!) echoing in our ears?

Picture this: Pitbull and Duo the Owl, side by side, aboard a luxury yacht under the Miami sun, teaching us Spanish. Sunglasses on, sipping bottomless mojitos, the pop icons would guide us through verb conjugations while one of his chart-topping hits thumps in the background. "I know you want me, you know I want cha," Pitbull would say with a wink as he blows a kiss—making sure you’ll never forget this Spanish lesson for the rest of your life.

The time for action is now. As Pitbull says, "Ask for money, and get advice. Ask for advice, get money twice." We're asking for your voice, and in return, we will offer a Spanish learning experience that will blow your mind. All we need your signature, your support, and your unwavering belief in the power of Mr. Worldwide.Don't let this chance sail away. Sign the petition. Dale!