Add Attack Helicopter as a Gender for X-Box Avatar Update 2017

The Issue

       With the new socially accepting X-Box Avatar update, coming in Fall of 2017, millions of people around the world will finally be able to express themselves accurately. Unfortunately, Microsoft has neglected a very oppressed minority. One that makes up 4.20% of the worlds population!

       Yes, it may come to no surprise that Microsoft is not appealing to the Helisexual Community. Please help us to make the world a better place, by giving people who sexually identify as attack helicopters the attack helicopter avatar they deserve.

       My grandmother, Apache, is Helisexual, and an avid gamer. When she heard that Microsoft was refusing to include Attack Helicopter avatars, she was heartbroken. She said, "I thought we lived in a better age, but I was apparently wrong."

 

       Let the oppression against the Helisexual community come to an end. By signing now, you can stop the daily pain and suffering that Helisexuals experience. If you don't sign and share this page, an Attack Helicopter will crash through your house and decapitate you.

#helisexual #helisexbox #heliavatar #microstop #hwndu #killbill

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The Issue

       With the new socially accepting X-Box Avatar update, coming in Fall of 2017, millions of people around the world will finally be able to express themselves accurately. Unfortunately, Microsoft has neglected a very oppressed minority. One that makes up 4.20% of the worlds population!

       Yes, it may come to no surprise that Microsoft is not appealing to the Helisexual Community. Please help us to make the world a better place, by giving people who sexually identify as attack helicopters the attack helicopter avatar they deserve.

       My grandmother, Apache, is Helisexual, and an avid gamer. When she heard that Microsoft was refusing to include Attack Helicopter avatars, she was heartbroken. She said, "I thought we lived in a better age, but I was apparently wrong."

 

       Let the oppression against the Helisexual community come to an end. By signing now, you can stop the daily pain and suffering that Helisexuals experience. If you don't sign and share this page, an Attack Helicopter will crash through your house and decapitate you.

#helisexual #helisexbox #heliavatar #microstop #hwndu #killbill

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StultusPetition StarterA group of diverse, hardworking people, dedicated to spreading Stultus's message with the world. If you have any questions about our campaigns, you can contact us here at Change.org, or any of provided social media. With your help we can change the world.

The Decision Makers

Phil Spencer
Phil Spencer
Business Executive and Head of Xbox
Casey Hudson
Casey Hudson
Creative Director at Microsoft
Bill Gates
Bill Gates
Co-Founder of MIcrosoft
Mike Ybarra
Mike Ybarra
Director of Program Management for Xbox

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Petition created on July 13, 2017