Add Attack Helicopter as a Gender for X-Box Avatar Update 2017
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With the new socially accepting X-Box Avatar update, coming in Fall of 2017, millions of people around the world will finally be able to express themselves accurately. Unfortunately, Microsoft has neglected a very oppressed minority. One that makes up 4.20% of the worlds population!
Yes, it may come to no surprise that Microsoft is not appealing to the Helisexual Community. Please help us to make the world a better place, by giving people who sexually identify as attack helicopters the attack helicopter avatar they deserve.
My grandmother, Apache, is Helisexual, and an avid gamer. When she heard that Microsoft was refusing to include Attack Helicopter avatars, she was heartbroken. She said, "I thought we lived in a better age, but I was apparently wrong."
Let the oppression against the Helisexual community come to an end. By signing now, you can stop the daily pain and suffering that Helisexuals experience. If you don't sign and share this page, an Attack Helicopter will crash through your house and decapitate you.
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