I acknowledge that in these troublesome moments of life; I have reached a position where I am no longer a top or bottom but a switch. I switch between free models of Gemini and Opencode and pray it works wonders for me, because unfortunately, Claude Code costs money. 

Fortunately, I know people with money. 

Therefore I am hard launching this petition in order to get the dearest of my friends and lovelies to fund to a cause that is objectively a lot more worth than Pappu ke Chole Kulche (sorry Suyasha ☹️had to slime our goat). 

The responsibilities are innumerable on me and require a meaty backbone that only Claude Code can provide. With the support of CC and your contributions, I can effectively draft a message to the fine shyt and woo her. Also increase the level of "this code works way too mysteriously" in my projects. 

This is not charity. I am asking for an investment in a technological ecosystem consisting primarily of...me. 

Please sign this petition in order to fulfill the dreams of your heartbroken and depressed lunatic of a friend, and if you're feeling extra generous, you could take me out for Pappu ke Chole Kulche. 

Be a real friend. Fund the subscription. 

Jai Jawan. Jai Kissaan.