To be quite frank, Pepsi’s advertisements make the average viewer NOT want to buy the drink. “Isn’t this a good thing?” some people might ask. I shall tell you why this isn’t a good thing... Pepsi has the ability and potential to actually speak for the people. Hear me out... Instead of spending millions of dollars on making countless Pepsi ads, why doesn’t some of that money go to, let’s say, feeding the poor? I fully understand that Pepsi is a privately owned corporation, however with myself as the Head of Marketing for PepsiCo I will be able to- provide us (the viewers and consumers) with witty/funny Pepsi commercials, feed the poor, and definitely make the world a better place to live in.

Oh! Also I’ll do everything in my power to bring Pepsiman back.