Paul, 

Come home.

Even if it’s just one shift a week?! This is bullshit. The pain of losing your sparkling and charismatic personality reverberates through all our unmended hearts🥺😭

This does not just impact us as employees of this location without you, it impacts the community because they don’t get to hear our golden banter. That should honestly be criminal! 

 I hear you’re out here saying nice things about me in these streets to my new employees anyway so come on back bud. 😏😜

Pros

we pay more now, you’re allowed to have facial hair/tattoos showing, and you get the joy of working with us. I know you have to miss us at least a little. 

Cons

none, come on back bud. I will welcome you back with open arms.