Change the name of every lemon beverage to ‘old man water’

Change the name of every lemon beverage to ‘old man water’

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Strummer Barr started this petition to Newman's Own and

The wide terms used for lemon beverages, have confused us all for generations, and the world would be better if they all had a collective name. Since when you drink lemon juice, or any sour lemon thing, your face wrinkles up and you look like an old man, hence the new term “old man water” I think this name would change the way we see lemonade and other lemon based beverages, companies can change the name variants such as if an energy drink company where to make it, they could call it ‘energizing old man water’ or if it was carbonated, ‘fizzy old man water. I have talked to countless people about these ideas and changes, and most if not all have supported my idea. These changes can easily go into affect by simply changing the labels on the jugs and bottles. It would also bring lemon drinks to a variety of people, who couldn’t have had them before! Not everyone knows what a lemon is, but most everyone knows what an old man is, and what they look like. Even if you are opposed for whatever reason, it would not change your life very much at all, but it would change the lives on millions for the better! Lemon, or as we hope to call them, old man water companies, will also increase drastically in profit, as now their drinks will be more available, this would cause people to spend more, and contribute tremendously to the economy, possibly even helping to indirectly solve other social Issues! As we can use the extra revenue to help the sick and disabled. Over all, I urge you to sign this petition, and be apart of a better future.

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