Expell Oli London from the planet

The Issue

If you sign this petition, you are helping humanity in a new and inovating way. If you sign this petition, Oli London, the controversial kpop star who is a creepy stalker of Jimin will be expelled from this planet.

I will personally contact NASA to arrange a private rocket to put him in so he can leave in a peacful manner. We don't support violence, of course. I would also make this a public event, so like this we can all say goodbye to him, and throw rotten avocados to the rocket if you want.

We will cut all of his contact with the outside world, and take away anything that could be potentionaly dangerous. For example, we would take away his make up, because if anyone looked at him through our screen and he had a hideous make up look, it would cause visual damages.

If you sign this petition, we would be more thank thankful to you. You can't imagine how much clout I will get from this and how much YOU will be helping the evolution of our planet. Sign this petiotion if you love the planet.

 

Note: Please, don't take this seriously, no hate is intended i just wanted to make a joke. So no i dont hate him just wanted to make a joke. Don't attack me oli nation, if you actually exsist

 

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Linah .Petition Starter

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The Issue

If you sign this petition, you are helping humanity in a new and inovating way. If you sign this petition, Oli London, the controversial kpop star who is a creepy stalker of Jimin will be expelled from this planet.

I will personally contact NASA to arrange a private rocket to put him in so he can leave in a peacful manner. We don't support violence, of course. I would also make this a public event, so like this we can all say goodbye to him, and throw rotten avocados to the rocket if you want.

We will cut all of his contact with the outside world, and take away anything that could be potentionaly dangerous. For example, we would take away his make up, because if anyone looked at him through our screen and he had a hideous make up look, it would cause visual damages.

If you sign this petition, we would be more thank thankful to you. You can't imagine how much clout I will get from this and how much YOU will be helping the evolution of our planet. Sign this petiotion if you love the planet.

 

Note: Please, don't take this seriously, no hate is intended i just wanted to make a joke. So no i dont hate him just wanted to make a joke. Don't attack me oli nation, if you actually exsist

 

:') ;-; :') ;-; :') ;-; :') ;-; :') ;-; :') ;-; :') ;-; 

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Petition created on 20 July 2020