There is no doubt that Bundaberg Christian College is set up for a huge loss at the leave of Dr Chris Nelson. As a committed staff member and your friendly neighbourhood American accent, the devastation of the students at his imminent retirement is an understatement.

As the student body, we wish to celebrate his entrance into life's new chapter. We are of the knowledge that the current school bells can broadcast voice recordings. Ergo, we plead for you to recruit Dr Chris Nelson to make voice recordings which are to be played in place of the regular school bells for the last day of Term 2. Phrases may include similar to the following:

"Good morning students. I hope you've have a wonderful morning so far. This is a warning to go to your first session. God bless."
OR
"Go to claaasss."

"Good afternoon students. You are dismissed for your break. Enjoy your food."
OR
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... Thank you students, you're dismissed."

"Good morning students. It is time for you next session. Please proceed to your next class."

"The school term is over. Have a lovely holiday, students. God bless you all."
OR
"Go home."

We trust that you will seriously consider this motion. 

God bless,
The Student Body

P.S. We will miss you dearly Mr gNelson