Peer pressure Mappa into using Tuca Donka, or any brazillian phonk song play in the Culling Game arc when Hakari gets his jackpot. While it's canon music is stated in the manga, as JJK "readers" we don't care and the hype and aura produced from the phonk music is the far better choice. I mean, who wants some romance anime music? We're JJK "readers" we don't have romantic relationships, they scare us, a lot, like really bad. Also, consider how overshadowed the BUM Yuta (The grade 5 fodder, maki's twink, IDF's greatest soldier, cursed technique colonoizer, the "real" main character, child kisser, corpse stealer, outscaled by his grandkids.) Okkotsu would be by the sheer hype. Perchance. Furthermore it'd be really funny to ragebait all of Japan with this shit let's be real.

Make sure to send this to everyone including your local representitives, mother, father, grandmother, friends(If you have them), Obama, local breweries(for no particular reason), and of course MAPPA. If they aren't too busy overworking their animators they might see it. Perchance.

Change.org reccomended I provide statistics so here are some of those:

50% of marriges end in divorce, but 100% of marriges end with Hakari, that's why he's such a good bet. Meanwhile 0% of marriges end with Gojo, because he's dead.

99% of petitions fail, but this one won't because it's Hakari, who cares about the odds?

30% of people say they can't dance, but Hakari can. Not relevent, just wanted to remind you.

Here are some more statistics to celebrate the resurgance of this petition.

The chance of shuffling a deck of cards in a specific order is 1 in 80,658,175,170,943,878,571,660,636,856,403,766,975,289,505,440,883,277,824,000,000,000,000. which is about the same odds as you getting any bitches. Perchance

It is stastically unlikely that you'll get pegged by a femboy, but not impossible. Hakari gambles for this exact reason.

I have recieved 32 death threats from creating this petition, which means there's a 0.01103% chance of me recieving a death threat from whoever is reading this, so cmon, pussy, do it. You wanna go? CMON YOU LITTLE BITCH LETS GO, RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tuca Donka amassed 500 million streams between Spotify and Youtube music (I know no one uses YouTube Music, but my friend is stupid and gave me that statistic.) which is more time's than Hakari has been pegged by a femboy.

98% of Jujutsu Kaisen viewers lack reading comprehension, and remarkably, even less than 2% have actually read the manga but will debate you about it anyways.

50% of western Jujutsu Kaisen viewers are minors which means there's a 50/50 chance that person with an anime girl pfp you're arguing with in instagram comment sections is a punk ass middle schooler. Which is why you shouldn't be afraid to go beat them up, whatre they gonna do, tell their dad? They watch JJK, their only father figure is gojo and he's fucking dead.

Final message, this is primarily a joke, though we appreciate the community and the support it's gotten. We do plan to do something around the petition if we manage to hit 100k signatures as I am an artist and animator. It will most likely be seen on my insta Maniac_Ninja_Afterhours where I post my art. I hope no one was made too angry by this and understand this was just a bit between friends that had no intention of becoming this big, however we have enjoyed every second of it. Even seeing YouTubers like Doran's World and anime news outlets I watch or read daily cover it was surreal at first. Thanks for the support and we hope your reading comprehension improves soon, may the brain rot be with you. Perchance.