Hi All,

Us landlords are now in a war against filthy degenerate free loaders who want to mooch  off honest hard workers by entering our vacant properties and turning it into a ghetto slum.

They can legally enter our properties under current laws if the property is abandoned and not locked, so I am proposing a change to the law to make squatting and all forms of trespassing illegal. This means you cannot walk into a dwelling without the owner’s consent. Anyone who disregards this law shall be punished with a $5,000 fine or six months imprisonment (they wanted accommodation, didn’t they?)

Property owners also have the right to defend their homes by any means necessary if someone was to ignore the owner’s request to leave. Any means necessary includes excessive force with deadly weapons.

The current rules are not harsh enough on scumbags who think they’re entitled to live under someone else’s roof without their permission.

It’s time for a change! These people belong in prison or rehab, not in our vacant properties.