I am a very active member of the discord server "SubwayRat's Gym" and I would like to propose changing the discord server's main game of choice from Super Smash Bros. Melee to Dead By Daylight. 

But why would someone want to do that?

Well, first of all, Dead By Daylight (despite the name of the game) is very much alive compared to Melee. It has a thriving e-sports scene that totally makes sense. The developers of DBD show lots of love for the game and constantly update the game with changes that the community totally asked for. I mean, they use NUMBERS to determine what's best for the game. Meanwhile, look at Melee. The e-sports scene is floundering. And when was the last time Nintendo updated Melee?

In addition, I am concerned that people who play Melee are turning into "no lifes who don't shower and don't get bitches." Melee is corrupting the player base, turning them into "cringe-ass losers." That is not me saying that. That's in quotations. I am quoting someone. Therefore, it is fact. Meanwhile, look at DBD players. I'm going to give an example of one. For the sake of anonymity, I will refer to them as Rystionn. Ever since Rystionn became a DBD player, he's never smelt better. I can't smell his ass through the vents anymore. And...he's got bitches. Just got one in fact. Got this bitch called Amicus by his side. Melee players don't have bitches. Name one. I dare you.

If that doesn't convince you, then perhaps this will: Dead By Daylight has 4268 entries on the porn website "Rule34.xxx." Guess how many the tag "Super Smash Bros. Melee" has? 35. I rest my case.

In conclusion, play a better game. And Dead By Daylight is that better game.

Did I mention that Dead By Daylight is not a dead game?

Fun fact: Did you know that Tommy Tallarico who was on G4 TV gave Melee a 2.5 out of 10? You can trust him. When has he ever lied?