mindgamerz,

i come to you as a humble pig who just wants to make good content. we have an episode planned on kojima’s controversial masterpiece, metal gear solid V: the phantom pain, and we have a very special guest planned. the problem, however, is that our insolent producer and cohost alex is abstaining from playing the beautiful game. now typically this isn’t a problem: we at mindgamez have never claimed to play the games we discuss. in this case though we are playing the game that may as well have been designed for alex. it caters to his exact diagnosis (ADHD and military industrial complex technology autism) and features the perfect woman to romanticize (great body, literally cannot speak). if you want your favorite lactose intolerant podcaster to enjoy the myriad pleasures of abducting child soldiers in war-torn africa, please sign here. 

thank you and godblesss,

cj/pig