Fried chicken isn’t just food anymore.

It’s a paste.

Recently, KFC teamed up with Hismile to create the fried chicken-flavored toothpaste of our dreams (and maybe nightmares?). With notes of the Colonel’s legendary 11 herbs and spices, it promised the boldest, most poultry-forward brushing experience known to humankind.

And it sold out. Fast.

Clearly, the people are hungry… for more.

This is why we are calling on KFC to double down and launch an entire line of dinner-themed dental delights. Why stop at chicken? We deserve the full KFC experience on our toothbrushes:

• Mashed Potato & Gravy – a velvety swirl of comfort with every stroke
• Mac & Cheese – creamy, cheesy, cavity-fighting joy
• Buttery Biscuit/Dinner Roll – warm, flaky freshness that says “I brushed today”
• Sweet Corn Medley – because fiber and floss go hand-in-hand
• And maybe—just maybe—a limited-edition “Full Combo Meal” toothpaste for those brave enough to brush with it all.

KFC, you’ve already proven that “finger lickin’ good” can be minty-fresh. Now go big. The world is ready for gravy-flavored grins and biscuit-scented breath.

Hismile said this was “bold, unexpected, and seriously fun.” We agree, and we want more.

Let’s make oral hygiene deliciously weird.

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