Funny Frog was a white spotted Cochran frog born in the infamous Funny Jungle rainforest of Delaware who was an entrepreneur, philanthropist, and politician who inspired all those he came across. Unfortunately, in 2023, an attempt to prolong his life ended up considerably shortening it, and he succumbed to complications of dementia in early 2024. This petition's goal is to spread awareness of Funny Frog's story, keep his memory alive, and ensure that his children and those he helped never underestimate his impact on the world we live in.

Rest in Peace Funny Frog

1959 - 2024

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This poor animal's name is Funny Frog and it has no home. On December 4th, 1969, it was brutally plucked out of its rainforest habitat by birds, the worst animals, and it has lived in despair and fear of death ever since. Funny Frog has tried living in schools, homes of children, and the inside of the ears of people in the past, but it has been removed every time, for nobody in this world seems to care about the welfare of a frog anymore. This is likely already the saddest story you have ever seen, but it is about to get even sadder. Today, Funny Frog's existence was erased and silenced in an Orwellian manner by members of the scioly.org website when it was simply placed on a certain school's page in a quite harmless way. This is disgusting. Funny Frog's dreams are to abolish capitalism and become the ruler of France, but it cannot do these things without your help. Donate $10,000 to the Funny Frog Association today to help Funny Frog live a full life without worry of being removed from its habitat.