Bring Marty Back From Cuba!

The Issue

I understand that your time is valuable, and that most of us don’t have time to spend reading the nonsensical ramblings of a self loathing pedo.

Granted he very well may be the biggest lolcow In the history of the sport. But nonetheless, your time is valuable. 

I have one simple request. For over eight years now, I’ve been relentlessly bullied and harassed by a man who has been convicted of all things horrible, Chance Wilkins.

Earlier this year, as a result of his maniacal attacks on my good name, character, and finances; I was out in the unfortunate position to have to seek refuge in my heaven, also referred to as Cuba.

My ask is simple. Please contact your congressman and or women and or senators and ask them to help me in my efforts to return to the greatest country on God’s green earth, The United States of America. God bless you all.

Peace.

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The Issue

I understand that your time is valuable, and that most of us don’t have time to spend reading the nonsensical ramblings of a self loathing pedo.

Granted he very well may be the biggest lolcow In the history of the sport. But nonetheless, your time is valuable. 

I have one simple request. For over eight years now, I’ve been relentlessly bullied and harassed by a man who has been convicted of all things horrible, Chance Wilkins.

Earlier this year, as a result of his maniacal attacks on my good name, character, and finances; I was out in the unfortunate position to have to seek refuge in my heaven, also referred to as Cuba.

My ask is simple. Please contact your congressman and or women and or senators and ask them to help me in my efforts to return to the greatest country on God’s green earth, The United States of America. God bless you all.

Peace.

The Decision Makers

Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on March 11, 2025