Buy land in Canada and make the 51st state, Udaho


Buy land in Canada and make the 51st state, Udaho
The Issue
We are running out of states, we need to be able to expand our great country into others and influence the way they live. That's why we need to buy land in Canada and name it Udaho. Udaho will be the 51st state and we need people to move there. Udaho will be ultimately useless and a waste of the American taxpayer money. But, America will have a steady supply of Maple Syrup because Udaho was made from Canadian territory. A steady supply of syrup will give us an edge on the worldwide maple syrup market. Once we have an edge, we'll drill into the earth to extract more syrup like how we drill into the oceans for oil. Once the USA has enough syrup, we'll obliterate Canada in a game of hockey. We'll win by fueling our best players with maple syrup essence. The players will be supercharged and Canada has never seen anything like it before. Canada will be so shocked and surprised that we used their own weapon against them that they'll give up. Once we beat Canada, Udaho will expand and absorb the entire country of Canada. Once we have Canada, we'll let Udaho expand and take over the Americas and the edge of Russia. This land will be called the Republic of Udaho. It'll be the most powerful country the world has ever seen. From there, Udaho will go on an expedition to take over Europe. The Republic of Udaho will achieve world domination.
The Issue
We are running out of states, we need to be able to expand our great country into others and influence the way they live. That's why we need to buy land in Canada and name it Udaho. Udaho will be the 51st state and we need people to move there. Udaho will be ultimately useless and a waste of the American taxpayer money. But, America will have a steady supply of Maple Syrup because Udaho was made from Canadian territory. A steady supply of syrup will give us an edge on the worldwide maple syrup market. Once we have an edge, we'll drill into the earth to extract more syrup like how we drill into the oceans for oil. Once the USA has enough syrup, we'll obliterate Canada in a game of hockey. We'll win by fueling our best players with maple syrup essence. The players will be supercharged and Canada has never seen anything like it before. Canada will be so shocked and surprised that we used their own weapon against them that they'll give up. Once we beat Canada, Udaho will expand and absorb the entire country of Canada. Once we have Canada, we'll let Udaho expand and take over the Americas and the edge of Russia. This land will be called the Republic of Udaho. It'll be the most powerful country the world has ever seen. From there, Udaho will go on an expedition to take over Europe. The Republic of Udaho will achieve world domination.
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Petition created on November 10, 2020
