bring back John Constantine to the TV screen. Not Keanu Reeves (no offence to him he’s my favourite actor), Matt Ryan or similar. The fans and MR have both expressed interest in a grittier media portrayal of the character. They CANNOT leave us with one season after ELEVEN YEARS, discontinuing the TV show on a cliffhanger.

Not many TV watchers would have known about the 2014 Constantine TV show, which was largely overshadowed by Supernatural. Like many cool people, I rewatched the show again this week. People sleep on both how funny and suspenseful the show was. This is to me what Twilight was to everyone else. Just as silly and just as impactful / culturally significant. It is hard to think that Castiel became the more famous trench coat wearing petty dabbler in the dark arts. I don’t want to celebrate any more than the twelfth anniversary since they let my buddy go discontinued.

Now that all the important stuff is out of the way and this petition can go out and find some people to make real change, it is time for me to make my personal demands…

I, Nergal, am bloody furious that I got a bloody millisecond of screen time (not including the animate movies you bum bum nerds). I did not get to even kill Astra or die (ending is the mystery because the writers didn’t get that far and cut my pay, do they not realise expenses in hell are not cheap???), hello how boring is that. It’s not bloody fair that old Johnny boy gets to run around for a year and get discontinued AT MY EXPENSE. I AM NERGAL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I deserve more than a nanosecond ELEVEN YEARS AGO. Why must I suffer the fate of having no one but my loyal fans remember me??? Please restore my glory to the silver screen.