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guys help srsly
so like. my moms monster rules are lwk weird
i'm only allowed to have monster on saturdays. also i'm only allowed to have the classic flavor 
i'm collecting the cans (currently i have five!) and it would be really cool to try a newer flavor like the white monster or something from the juice line cos i hear its real good . also its gender-affirming to my very emo ass transmasculine self and second also it might help me start having variety in the things that i like to drink (this is often an issue, as i'm autistic with texture and taste issues, so i hope maybe i'll be able to expand my taste through monster and stuff that tastes like it!)
while i am under the age of 18 i do fully intend to drink it responsibly and all that. its something i really look forward to toward the end of the week and it makes me happy so help an alt boy out alr?

what i am asking of this woman:

1. let me have monster on both saturday AND sunday (and special days like my birthday)
2. let me try different flavors because i know for damn sure that they will not kill me