Gooptas respectfully call attention to the recurring issue of Cara Vaccarino’s untimely and unavoidable flatulence. These incidents often described as “rotten pickle farts” have been known to strike during critical moments, including teacher confrontations, stinking up the canteen and Ballygriffin bathrooms, and clearing out the locker area.

While her peers and family remain supportive, the atmospheric consequences are undeniable. Teachers and students are desperate for a change as it begins to become unbearable. Rooms have been cleared, plants have wilted, and spirits have wavered. It is therefore in everyone’s best interest that Cara commits to closing her “back door” when warning signs arise.

This petition is not a condemnation, but a hopeful call for positive change. We support Cara throughout all of this, we encourage her to go to a doctor, however we do NOT deserve to reflect these consequences. Together, we believe Cara can learn to manage her emissions and restore harmony (and breathable air) to our shared spaces.