No More Green Cows!


No More Green Cows!
The Issue
It's been almost 3 months now. The green cows are everywhere. Every corner i look the green cows have been plaguing our streets, getting in the way, slowing down society just so they can catch up to our level. I say no more. Green cows are selfish, arrogant, and making society worse as a whole. I say that we should let society decide. Us humans were here first and we should keep it as such. We can't put the ability to put food on our kids plates just because green cows are talking our job. Just because they have a beef with us humans for making regular cows into beef that doesn't mean we can't raise the steaks on them. This is going to be a legen-dairy change for mankind and not cow kind. Ever since the first green cow that was a knight took a positive stance the other green cows have been mean. The only nice green cow was the knight cow, Sir. Loin. Just because regular cows are very good at their job, they do great work, no they are in those fields all day, feeding us, getting milked for us, just because we need things for those cows. Because they put so much dedication into their work they get an out-standing job in their feild. The green cows are a different story. They go as far as to disgust me. They used to a-moo-se me but now it's just getting old. When the cows got a cow president and their own politics that was too far, they aren't humans, ever since they had their president almost gotten slaughtered they have had to beef up security. The green cows are just grass-holes. I mean really, 10 years ago nobody had even herd of green cows. It's pasture time here with humans. It's been udderly terrible to have them around. They are getting me in a bad moo-d. They need to moo-ve over in society. I wish that the green cow could go to heaven and get this over with, holy cow that would be amazing. It's so annoying because even some of the green cows have birth defects and some are born without a leg, and it makes for some lean beef.
Stop the green cows today.

The Issue
It's been almost 3 months now. The green cows are everywhere. Every corner i look the green cows have been plaguing our streets, getting in the way, slowing down society just so they can catch up to our level. I say no more. Green cows are selfish, arrogant, and making society worse as a whole. I say that we should let society decide. Us humans were here first and we should keep it as such. We can't put the ability to put food on our kids plates just because green cows are talking our job. Just because they have a beef with us humans for making regular cows into beef that doesn't mean we can't raise the steaks on them. This is going to be a legen-dairy change for mankind and not cow kind. Ever since the first green cow that was a knight took a positive stance the other green cows have been mean. The only nice green cow was the knight cow, Sir. Loin. Just because regular cows are very good at their job, they do great work, no they are in those fields all day, feeding us, getting milked for us, just because we need things for those cows. Because they put so much dedication into their work they get an out-standing job in their feild. The green cows are a different story. They go as far as to disgust me. They used to a-moo-se me but now it's just getting old. When the cows got a cow president and their own politics that was too far, they aren't humans, ever since they had their president almost gotten slaughtered they have had to beef up security. The green cows are just grass-holes. I mean really, 10 years ago nobody had even herd of green cows. It's pasture time here with humans. It's been udderly terrible to have them around. They are getting me in a bad moo-d. They need to moo-ve over in society. I wish that the green cow could go to heaven and get this over with, holy cow that would be amazing. It's so annoying because even some of the green cows have birth defects and some are born without a leg, and it makes for some lean beef.
Stop the green cows today.

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Petition created on October 18, 2015