

Give Pink His Drink (Begging My Boss To Make A Pink Lemonade Seltzer)


Give Pink His Drink (Begging My Boss To Make A Pink Lemonade Seltzer)
The Issue
Somewhere along the way, I started hosting comedy shows at Talisman Brewing Company and nobody thought to give me my own drink. That feels like a mistake. So this is my proposal for Pinky's Lemonade a Pink Lemonade Seltzer.
Here’s why this needs to happen:
It’s refreshing
It’s marketable
It's a really dumb idea (on brand)
It would immediately become the most asked for beverage in Ogden
This is about community.
Imagine walking into a show and saying: “hit me with a Pinky’s Lemonade” It's for the culture dawgie.
If this gets enough signatures, the brewery has to at least pretend to take me seriously. If it doesn’t… I will still bring it up constantly.
Sign the petition. Support local nonsense.
Keep Ogden sketchy.

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The Issue
Somewhere along the way, I started hosting comedy shows at Talisman Brewing Company and nobody thought to give me my own drink. That feels like a mistake. So this is my proposal for Pinky's Lemonade a Pink Lemonade Seltzer.
Here’s why this needs to happen:
It’s refreshing
It’s marketable
It's a really dumb idea (on brand)
It would immediately become the most asked for beverage in Ogden
This is about community.
Imagine walking into a show and saying: “hit me with a Pinky’s Lemonade” It's for the culture dawgie.
If this gets enough signatures, the brewery has to at least pretend to take me seriously. If it doesn’t… I will still bring it up constantly.
Sign the petition. Support local nonsense.
Keep Ogden sketchy.

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Petition created on April 30, 2026