You shouldn't have pulled that all-nighter last night, and it's becoming way too apparent now. Your eyelids are drooping. Your forehead has nearly hit the desk five times now. Your professor is talking about something you no longer understand. Symbols swim across your vision, lines and words blurring together in the drowsy incoherence of your mind. This is dire, catastrophic even, and the solution becomes more apparent as the clock ticks by to the end of class: you need a pick-me-up, and fast.

You trek across campus and stumble into your favorite convenience store. Your eyes dart across colorful cans, looking for your salvation, your Holy Grail, your wings to carry you across the bridge to the wakeful other side— but there is no Redbull, that sweet elixir that delivers wakefulness and energy to college students and professionals alike. How will you stay awake now?

I have lived this exact day countless times since starting my years at Florida State University. This inequality on campus is an absolute outrage. Why favor one and not the other? Monster fans are allowed to rejoice with the countless flavors stocked on FSU convenience store shelves, while Redbull drinkers are neglected and pushed aside. Both brands need to be represented on FSU shelves. Let's bring the wiiiiings to Florida State University!