Get Neemay Shah to Release Another Bop

The Issue

So many souls have been affected by Neemay. We can never go back.

Soul #1

My life has not been the same since I heard On My Chest by the great Neemay Shah. This is my story...

I have always struggled with mental issues and intrusive thoughts. No matter where I was or who I was with, I was haunted by my mind. But one day, I discovered this song, this miracle, on a group chat. The lyrics, a true literary masterpiece. 

Nothing happens overnight

And I don't like the way I felt

After all those fights

Guess I blamed it all on me

These words spoke to me. Neemay and I are one and the same. He is a genius.

Am I hungry for power?

Am I waiting for you?

Am I thinking of all the things

That we could do?

I, too, am hungry for power. I feel he really sees me. Not only are his written lyrics deeper than the pacific itself, his voice sounds of an angel playing her lyre. I am growing more impatient by the day. I need another song. Please.

 

Soul #2

before i discover on me chest by the great neemay shah i was depression. now i listened i love. now it’s about drive it’s about power i stay hungry i devour i put in work and hours and take what ours. i am different person now. i was a smol child then. it has been century an i am more wiser then master oogaway, mr.peabody and perry the platypus. i am changed person. thanks you neemay


Soul #3

I was kidnapped as a fetus. My mother did not care for me. I was simply used as a tool for sympathy. She expected me to get her deals on all her period products since I was a fetus. When I discovered On My Chest, by Neemay Shah, my life changed. I was suddenly blessed with kung fu powers and beat up my kidnappers, and then I threw my mother out the window. On My Chest has made my life worth living. It has been 50 years and I am still a fetus who will forever appreciate this song. Thank you Neemay, the god lord and savior to us all and the reason for life and the word defenestration.


Soul #4

As I hit my 12th birthday, I could do nothing but ponder, would I ever be content with life the way it is? The puzzle that was my life seemed to be falling apart while I frantically tried to tape it together. It made no sense. Why did I have to deal with this excruciating burden that is life? Why was I the one cursed into such injustice? Why me? As the kids at school would tell me things such as “emo” and “stop faking mental illness”. They do not understand. No one does. I am alone, falling through this never-ending void of darkness that is my heart. I will not live to see another day. I will not allow myself to. Suddenly, all the deep, dark voices in my head played a song that changed my life. On My Chest. I am 


Soul #5

This is how On My Chest by Neemay Shah changed my life…..what happens next will shock you…….It was a cold winter night, the roads were icy.I was taking my pet fish Francisco on a walk. I had “On my chest” blasting through my earbuds so loud I could’ve been deaf after. All of a sudden a gray honda civic 2015 from ohio came my way. It was going so fast that my life flashed before my eyes, I thought that this was the end. All of a sudden Fransisco pulled my earbuds out of my phone and the next thing i knew was on my chest blasting out of my phone.”AM I HUNGRY FOR POWER, AM I WAITING FOR YOU, AM I THINKING OF ALL THE THINGS THAT WE COULD DO”. All of a sudden the gray honda civic 2015 from ohio stopped. The man got out of  the gray honda civic 2015 from ohio and slammed the door. All of a sudden he started getting sturdy and Francisco the Fish joined him. If it weren't for him…. I don't know what id do *sniffle* thank you Neemay. uwu

 

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The Issue

So many souls have been affected by Neemay. We can never go back.

Soul #1

My life has not been the same since I heard On My Chest by the great Neemay Shah. This is my story...

I have always struggled with mental issues and intrusive thoughts. No matter where I was or who I was with, I was haunted by my mind. But one day, I discovered this song, this miracle, on a group chat. The lyrics, a true literary masterpiece. 

Nothing happens overnight

And I don't like the way I felt

After all those fights

Guess I blamed it all on me

These words spoke to me. Neemay and I are one and the same. He is a genius.

Am I hungry for power?

Am I waiting for you?

Am I thinking of all the things

That we could do?

I, too, am hungry for power. I feel he really sees me. Not only are his written lyrics deeper than the pacific itself, his voice sounds of an angel playing her lyre. I am growing more impatient by the day. I need another song. Please.

 

Soul #2

before i discover on me chest by the great neemay shah i was depression. now i listened i love. now it’s about drive it’s about power i stay hungry i devour i put in work and hours and take what ours. i am different person now. i was a smol child then. it has been century an i am more wiser then master oogaway, mr.peabody and perry the platypus. i am changed person. thanks you neemay


Soul #3

I was kidnapped as a fetus. My mother did not care for me. I was simply used as a tool for sympathy. She expected me to get her deals on all her period products since I was a fetus. When I discovered On My Chest, by Neemay Shah, my life changed. I was suddenly blessed with kung fu powers and beat up my kidnappers, and then I threw my mother out the window. On My Chest has made my life worth living. It has been 50 years and I am still a fetus who will forever appreciate this song. Thank you Neemay, the god lord and savior to us all and the reason for life and the word defenestration.


Soul #4

As I hit my 12th birthday, I could do nothing but ponder, would I ever be content with life the way it is? The puzzle that was my life seemed to be falling apart while I frantically tried to tape it together. It made no sense. Why did I have to deal with this excruciating burden that is life? Why was I the one cursed into such injustice? Why me? As the kids at school would tell me things such as “emo” and “stop faking mental illness”. They do not understand. No one does. I am alone, falling through this never-ending void of darkness that is my heart. I will not live to see another day. I will not allow myself to. Suddenly, all the deep, dark voices in my head played a song that changed my life. On My Chest. I am 


Soul #5

This is how On My Chest by Neemay Shah changed my life…..what happens next will shock you…….It was a cold winter night, the roads were icy.I was taking my pet fish Francisco on a walk. I had “On my chest” blasting through my earbuds so loud I could’ve been deaf after. All of a sudden a gray honda civic 2015 from ohio came my way. It was going so fast that my life flashed before my eyes, I thought that this was the end. All of a sudden Fransisco pulled my earbuds out of my phone and the next thing i knew was on my chest blasting out of my phone.”AM I HUNGRY FOR POWER, AM I WAITING FOR YOU, AM I THINKING OF ALL THE THINGS THAT WE COULD DO”. All of a sudden the gray honda civic 2015 from ohio stopped. The man got out of  the gray honda civic 2015 from ohio and slammed the door. All of a sudden he started getting sturdy and Francisco the Fish joined him. If it weren't for him…. I don't know what id do *sniffle* thank you Neemay. uwu

 

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Petition created on December 2, 2022