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They call me Don Protege, Dyslexic Proletariat, or just DP. I reside in the District of Seattle, or DS. Here, we are all equal, but some are more equal than others. There are two groups, the “Alpha Sigma pro gamer males”, and the “Litteral not even human animal things which we have dehumanized”. The ASPGM are more important than the LNEHATWWHD if you have not noticed. The LNEHATWWHD have shock collars on, which the ASPGM use to control them with a remote control. I was walking to the worship place, the Church of Jeff. We go to worship Jeff because we worship him, but also because of nano machine spying machines that use quantum bioengineering DNA quantum sciencing and kill us if we don’t. Usually, I walk on the road in my cage, which is where I live. The cages cage us in and do not allow me to extend my arms whilst straight pass 25 degrees. I feel trapped but don’t really care. I walk past the Department of Injustice, which if you do not agree with the government, they will make you play FNAF 4 and jump scares which is scary. From the terror there is no escape, but everybody agrees the Department is fair and reasonable. I did know a guy named Maverick who was discouraged to not be like me, as I am like others, but now after using the Mind Controller 2000 which replaces his natural brain, he is now like me. This time I saw one of the evil dehumanized animals on the street, and I shot it with my weapon killer. This time, unlike the other fifteen times I have done so, instead of dying, it dies. I was moved and pressed the “I want to be free” button on my cage, and then broke the fourth wall and said, “There is such inequality, this society is bad. ” I joined the rebellion, which is under the “Not a Rebellion headquarters” rock. Underneath, there is a girl and we fall in love since we are both attractive, and I kiss her. We make our team, and call it the GOOD GUYS. Then after I find the evil ruler with no preparation, and rap battle his hip radical group, the BAD GUYS. I begin to lose, but after believing in myself, I sharply reprehend him epically and this immediately ends the evil regime. The GUYS won at the end. The nano robots develop a consciousness and also join the good guy side. The people instantly adapted to the change in government and everybody lived happily ever after after I silence my political dissidents. Anyways, that is my propagandistic nationalistic story which you should listen to and is an important part of this story's main message. (Hint I am trying to send a message) This is why I, George Harrison Senior, plan to propose the 212st amendment so that we can truly appreciate equality and good happy. Thank you long live the empire of Mercia.