Get Joe Biden to fix Deviate Delights phase problems!


Get Joe Biden to fix Deviate Delights phase problems!
The Issue
It's really at the end of the line, we've lost all form of diplomacy and the West is crumbling, China is coming onto the realm and they're starting to take a slice of our North American economic revolution on Deviate Delight which is unacceptable, they don't have green cards why should these booster mages get a slice of our North American dream! How dare they think they have equal rights as the founding forefathers of this Deviate Delight server, all are not equal, this community is the equivalent of the Workers' Party of North Korea and we all must respect that. We must go with the Supreme Leader's wishes and vote in uniformed behaviour like a true western democracy.
Mr. President, we humbly ask you to step in with your legendary diplomatic skills and bring an iron-fisted solution to this digital dilemma. We need you to mediate, negotiate, and maybe even throw a few Presidential buffs our way. Perhaps a new in-game executive order: "Thou shalt not rush nor delay, but play at a pace where everyone can slay!"
We believe with your intervention, we can find a balance where rushers and safe keepers of the phases can coexist in harmony. Maybe even run a few dungeons together without anyone rage-quitting.
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The Issue
It's really at the end of the line, we've lost all form of diplomacy and the West is crumbling, China is coming onto the realm and they're starting to take a slice of our North American economic revolution on Deviate Delight which is unacceptable, they don't have green cards why should these booster mages get a slice of our North American dream! How dare they think they have equal rights as the founding forefathers of this Deviate Delight server, all are not equal, this community is the equivalent of the Workers' Party of North Korea and we all must respect that. We must go with the Supreme Leader's wishes and vote in uniformed behaviour like a true western democracy.
Mr. President, we humbly ask you to step in with your legendary diplomatic skills and bring an iron-fisted solution to this digital dilemma. We need you to mediate, negotiate, and maybe even throw a few Presidential buffs our way. Perhaps a new in-game executive order: "Thou shalt not rush nor delay, but play at a pace where everyone can slay!"
We believe with your intervention, we can find a balance where rushers and safe keepers of the phases can coexist in harmony. Maybe even run a few dungeons together without anyone rage-quitting.
1
Petition created on July 8, 2024