my friend is a shut-in gamer his whole life, he uses the Xbox AI to do anything, if not that then he uses Alexa instead. For example " Alexa order a large pizza" "Xbox record that" Etc. Yesterday he complained to me that he can't afford a gaming pc, so I told him to go and get a job, and he said "no im lazy" but since i know him well he will succumb to pure pressure. Also while we are at it might as well make him go to the gym and become the chad he has always wanted to be, and this is a bit of a stretch but maybe get him a long time relationship, but that may never come to forget about it. Also, I nearly forgot that he uses Siri, for example, "Siri CALL THE POLICE!" 

Please Hurry I don't think he will last any longer