Force Wynn to make next years show a pirate show

The Issue

Mostly Winter, but can’t we all agree with Winters philosophy? Pirates are dope, and marching band is dope. This is a canon event, it needs to happen. Think about the exchange tosses, the sea shanty’s. come on band kids, you know you wanna play sea shanty’s. 

What’s at stake? What’s left of Winters sanity. Keep Winter and everyone in 25 mile parameter from Winter safe. This isn’t just about Marching Band, this is about ethics.

The Beech Grove Marching Hornets are 14 time ISSMA Open Class State Finalists, and while we are grateful for our accomplishments and our directors hard work, the selflessness of the band boosters, and the support of our community, our program needs a show for the books. A show that will stand out in comparison to the others. We just made our big comeback after covid, growing our program size and making ISSMA State Finals, so isn’t it time we have some fun? We always have such cryptic shows, and while those shows are gorgeous and rewarding, a pirate show is simply cool. We have so many opportunities here, so let’s seize this moment, let’s ride this wave, let’s take advantage of this amazing, golden era we’ve been gifted

Please act fast, Winter is a ticking time bomb, and a horny weasel. That combination is almost always fatal. Help us. Please. We’re scared. 

Don’t be homophobic. Sign the petition. 

And if you’re not a senior and don’t sign this because “it’s not the show you want” suck it up, you have at least one more season. JUST SIGN THE PETITION. 

27

The Issue

Mostly Winter, but can’t we all agree with Winters philosophy? Pirates are dope, and marching band is dope. This is a canon event, it needs to happen. Think about the exchange tosses, the sea shanty’s. come on band kids, you know you wanna play sea shanty’s. 

What’s at stake? What’s left of Winters sanity. Keep Winter and everyone in 25 mile parameter from Winter safe. This isn’t just about Marching Band, this is about ethics.

The Beech Grove Marching Hornets are 14 time ISSMA Open Class State Finalists, and while we are grateful for our accomplishments and our directors hard work, the selflessness of the band boosters, and the support of our community, our program needs a show for the books. A show that will stand out in comparison to the others. We just made our big comeback after covid, growing our program size and making ISSMA State Finals, so isn’t it time we have some fun? We always have such cryptic shows, and while those shows are gorgeous and rewarding, a pirate show is simply cool. We have so many opportunities here, so let’s seize this moment, let’s ride this wave, let’s take advantage of this amazing, golden era we’ve been gifted

Please act fast, Winter is a ticking time bomb, and a horny weasel. That combination is almost always fatal. Help us. Please. We’re scared. 

Don’t be homophobic. Sign the petition. 

And if you’re not a senior and don’t sign this because “it’s not the show you want” suck it up, you have at least one more season. JUST SIGN THE PETITION. 

The Decision Makers

Mr. Wynn
Mr. Wynn
Band Director, Head of Physical Education, Cool Guy
King Todd
King Todd
Cool Guy who yells sometimes

Petition Updates

Share this petition

Petition created on October 21, 2023