Fire Mike Norvell

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The Issue

Every Saturday, Football fans like myself watch this newly poverty ass program let us down time and time again. This is because of our bum coach Mike Norvell, he is why we've been consistently disappointed. While he may be a chill dude off the field, on the field, his decisions have left much to be desired, with unimaginative strategies and repetitive plays, like the almost comical reliance on the halfback dive 30 times a game, he’s the playcaller btw .

This man is the reason that we have been 7-18 in the past 25 games, and it just keeps getting more poverty. Even those sherms in Gainesville clowning our shit. 

Please stop being broke and just fire the dude, atp if we are that broke hire Dylan Potts from West Boca, he turned a sorry program like ours around. And his name is pots, shit would be fire.

The Decision Makers

Ron DeSantis
Florida Governor
John Dailey
Tallahassee City Mayor
Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on September 8, 2026