2020 sucks. No one can deny this. We have suffered the loss of so many great lives- Kobe Bryant, Chadwick Boseman, Little Richard, Kenny Rogers, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, John Lewis, and Wilford Brimley, the di-uh-bee-tus guy. The freakin di-uh-bee-tus guy. Hundreds of thousands of deaths have occurred worldwide due to a pandemic that has sickened even more. We’ve had murder hornets and fire tornadoes. Locusts swarming in Africa. The Land Down Under nearly burned on down in January (for which a girl raised money by selling nudes in exchange for donations to fire relief.) One billion animals died. Now the Left Coast is one big torch, in part, from a fire that started due to a gender reveal party. What the what....? The Pentagon released 3 UFO videos that I guess it’s been sitting on for awhile now. Scientists have found an 8th continent. Betcha that one slipped past you. Maybe the aliens dropped it off. Did you know that Poland accidentally invaded the Czech Republic this year...? Why not? The UK left Europe. It’s whatever in 2020 over on that side of the pond, I guess. The Olympics were postponed. The Boy Scouts filed for bankruptcy- I mean, they were not prepared for 2020. But who was? Mr. Peanut is dead, just like Kenny Rogers. They both knew when to fold ‘em, I guess. Yeah. I just said that. 

Tiger King. Sarah Palin singing Baby Got Back. The TikTok #soysaucechallenge. Karen’s. Karen’s. Karen’s. Gwyneth Paltrow’s v*gina candle. Google it.  The more you know!

There’s chaos in the streets. The politicization of the epidemic has caused a deep divide among families, neighbors, and citizens. Fights are breaking out in Costcos and people are peeing on the floor of cell phone stores in protest. Insane, right...? No one peed on the floor of Verizon in 2019. People are tearing it up out in the streets. Some would argue that it’s necessary, that it’s about time. Whether you believe that they are fighting for civil rights or that they are trouble-making rioters, it’s definitely shocking. There’s strange stuff happening, stuff that you thought only happened in movies, like people rolling up in unmarked vans and snatching people off the streets. I mean, did that happen before 2020...? Yeah, probably. You’re right. 

Let’s recall 2020. 2020 is bullsh*t. It hasn’t done any good for anybody and it’s our calendar so we say what goes. I suggest that October 1st, 2020 is now January 1st, 2021! Please sign now to stop the madness.

(Oh, and there’s an asteroid headed toward Earth just before Nov. 3rd.)