Get TheConternet a girlfriend or significant other

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The Issue

Okay Boys and Girls.

My friend needs a girlfriend. It breaks my heart seeing him wake up every morning alone and see him go to sleep alone. He's been tweeting to the gods for a girlfriend. 

Only you can help him.

Let's contact Elon Musk and get him to help us.

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