#DraftDev

It has long been the dream of YouTuber Short Fat Otaku AKA Dev to wage war against nuclear powers.  Sadly Short Fat Otaku is physically unable to walk to the nearest recruiting center and thus is unable to participate in his life long dream of defending foreign countries against Russians.  With your help there may be a way for this dream to be realized.

This petition calls upon the Government of Canada, the Government of Ukraine, and more specifically the Ukrainian Armed Forces to draft and send Dev over to Ukraine to fulfil his purpose and allow him to accomplish more than he ever has in life before.

Though his time on the frontlines may indeed be very brief it is hoped it will also be very bright as are all explosions.  Thank you in advance to all who sign this petition.

#DraftDev